Category: Funny

  • April 1

    April 1

    Never did mockers waste more idle breath.

  • March 23

    March 23

    There is no more mercy
    in him than there is milk in a male tiger.

  • March 22

    March 22

    Alas, my lord,
    Your wisdom is consumed in confidence.

  • February 26

    February 26

    I believe drink gave thee the lie last night.

  • February 21

    February 21

    Speak not, reply not, do not answer me;
    My fingers itch.

  • February 16

    February 16

    Foolery, sir, does walk about the orb like the sun,
    it shines everywhere. 

  • February 8

    February 8

    I would we had a thousand Roman dames
    At such a bay, by turn to serve our lust

    …Here lacks but your mother for to say amen.