Heard
Rumour is a pipe
Blown by surmises, jealousies, conjectures…
Why is Rumour here?
–Henry IV, Part 2,
Prologue
Category: Funny
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April 28
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April 27
Lazy By Nature
Hereditary sloth instructs me.
–The Tempest,
Act Ii, Scene i -
April 20
She’ll Burn You
Light is an effect of fire, and fire will burn;
ergo, light wenches will burn.
Come not near her.–Comedy of Errors,
Act IV, Scene iii -
April 19
You Big Baby
…Your abilities are too infant-like for doing much alone.
–Coriolanus,
Act II, Scene i -
April 17
All On One Side
Truly, thou art damn’d, like an ill-roasted egg,
all on one side.–As You Like It,
Act III, Scene ii -
April 11
You’re a Pain
What other would you expect?
You are strangely troublesome.—Henry VIII,
Act V, Scene iii -
April 10
Mildly Misogynist
He so takes on yonder…
so rails against all married mankind,
so curses all Eve’s daughters of what complexion soever.–Merry Wives of Windsor,
Act IV Scene ii