Boast Much?
I can call spirits from the vasty deep.
…Why, so can I, or so can any man;
But will they come when you do call for them?
—Henry IV Part 1,
Act III, Scene i
Category: Funny
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February 7
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February 4
Looky Here
I dare not fight; but I will wink and hold out mine iron:
it is a simple one; but what though? It will toast cheese.–Henry V,
Act II, Scene i -
February 3
Bring It, Swamp Tiger
What! art thou, like the adder, waxen deaf?
Be poisonous too…–Henry VI Part 2,
Act III, Scene ii -
February 2
Groundhog Day
For every trifle are they set upon me…
like hedgehogs which
Lie tumbling in my barefoot way and mount
Their pricks at my footfall.–The Tempest,
Act II, Scene ii -
February 1
Wintry Scowl
You have such a February face,
So full of frost, of storm, and cloudiness.–Much Ado About Nothing,
Act V, Scene iv -
January 30
Disordered
In his brain,
Which is as dry as the remainder biscuit
After a voyage, he hath strange places cramm’d
With observation, the which he vents
In mangled forms.–As You Like It,
Act II, Scene vii -
January 29
Wise Woman
She shines not upon fools,
lest the reflection should hurt her.—Cymbeline,
Act I, Scene ii