Mean Shakespeare Quotes

Category: Sarcasm & Irony

  • November 22

    Rage Bait

    He’s fall’n in love with your foulness, and she’ll fall
    in love with my anger.

    –As You Like It,
    Act III, Scene v

  • November 20

    All-Purpose

    Methink’st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.

    –All’s Well That Ends Well,
    Act II, Scene iii

  • November 19

    Shatter You

    He would pun thee into shivers with his fist, as a sailor breaks a biscuit.

    –Troilus and Cressida,
    Act II, Scene i

  • November 16

    November 16

    Soggy

    There’s no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune.

    –Henry IV Part 1,
    Act III, Scene iii

  • November 10

    The Original

    Villain, I have done thy mother.

    –Titus Andronicus,
    Act IV, Scene ii

  • November 9

    Get to the Point

    Come, you are a tedious fool: to the purpose.

    –Measure for Measure,
    Act II, Scene i

  • November 4

    Chatterbox

    I wonder that you will still be talking…nobody marks you.

    –Much Ado About Nothing,
    Act I, Scene i