Think You’re Pretty?
They lie deadly that tell you
you have good faces.
–Coriolanus,
Act II, Scene i
Category: Sarcasm & Irony
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May 14
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May 13
Shut Up and Listen
Leave wringing of your hands: peace! Sit you down,
And let me wring your heart.–Hamlet,
Act III, Scene iv -
April 1
Fool’s Day
Never did mockers waste more idle breath.
–A Midsummer Night’s Dream,
Act II, Scene ii -
February 25
Best Wishes
The common curse of mankind, folly and ignorance,
be thine in great revenue.–Troilus and Cressida,
Act II, Scene iii -
February 24
Goodnight
No sleep close up that deadly eye of thine,
Unless it be whilst some tormenting dream
Affrights thee with a hell of ugly devils!
Thou elvish-mark’d, abortive, rooting hog!–Richard III,
Act I, Scene iii -
January 10
Make You Invisible
I do care for something; but in my
conscience, sir, I do not care for you:
if that be to care for nothing, sir,
I would it would make you invisible.-Twelfth Night,
Act III, Scene i -
January 2
Warpaint
Go, prick thy face, and over-red thy fear,
Thou lily-liver’d boy.-Macbeth,
Act V, Scene iii