Mean Shakespeare Quotes

Category: Funny

  • February 26

    February 26

    Passed Out

    I believe drink gave thee the lie last night.

    –Macbeth,
    Act II, Scene iii

  • February 21

    February 21

    Shut Up or Else

    Speak not, reply not, do not answer me;
    My fingers itch.

    –Romeo and Juliet,
    Act III, Scene v

  • February 16

    February 16

    Idiots Abound

    Foolery, sir, does walk about the orb like the sun,
    it shines everywhere. 

    –Twelfth Night,
    Act III, Scene i

  • February 8

    February 8

    More Momma

    I would we had a thousand Roman dames
    At such a bay, by turn to serve our lust…

    …Here lacks but your mother for to say amen.

    –Titus Andronicus,
    Act IV, Scene ii

  • February 7

    February 7

    Boast Much?

    I can call spirits from the vasty deep.

    …Why, so can I, or so can any man;
    But will they come when you do call for them?

    —Henry IV Part 1,
    Act III, Scene i

  • February 4

    February 4

    Looky Here

    I dare not fight; but I will wink and hold out mine iron:
    it is a simple one; but what though? It will toast cheese.

    –Henry V,
    Act II, Scene i

  • February 3

    February 3

    Bring It, Swamp Tiger

    What! art thou, like the adder, waxen deaf?
    Be poisonous too…

    –Henry VI Part 2,
    Act III, Scene ii