Mean Shakespeare Quotes

Tag: Titus Andronicus

  • February 8

    February 8

    More Momma

    I would we had a thousand Roman dames
    At such a bay, by turn to serve our lust…

    …Here lacks but your mother for to say amen.

    –Titus Andronicus,
    Act IV, Scene ii

  • January 15

    January 15

    Theoretically True

    For there was never yet philosopher 
    That could endure the toothache patiently.

    –Much Ado About Nothing,
    Act V, Scene i

  • January 14

    January 14

    Sultan of Simp

    Regent of love-rhymes, lord of folded arms,
    The anointed sovereign of sighs and groans,

    –Love’s Labour’s Lost,
    Act III, Scene i

  • January 13

    January 13

    Watch Out

    Bids’t thou me rage? why, now thou hast thy wish:
    Wouldst have me weep? why, now thou hast thy will:
    For raging wind blows up incessant showers,
    And when the rage allays, the rain begins.

    –Henry VI Part 3,
    Act I, Scene iv

  • January 12

    January 12

    What a Thing

    Now, what a thing it is to be an ass!

    –Titus Andronicus,
    Act IV, Scene ii

  • December 31

    December 31

    Drama Queen

    A fickle maid full pale,
    Tearing of papers, breaking rings a-twain,
    Storming her world with sorrow’s wind and rain.

    –A Lover’s Complaint

  • December 26

    Unrepentant

    I have done a thousand dreadful things
    As willingly as one would kill a fly,
    And nothing grieves me heartily indeed
    But that I cannot do ten thousand more.

    -Titus Andronicus,
    Act V Scene i