Mean Shakespeare Quotes

Tag: Midsummer Night’s Dream

  • February 13

    February 13

    Meaningless

    Weigh oath with oath, and you will nothing weigh:
    Your vows to her and me, put in two scales,
    Will even weigh, and both as light as tales.

    –A Midsummer Night’s Dream,
    Act II, Scene ii

  • January 20

    January 20

    Scoundrel

    A trim exploit, a manly enterprise
    To conjure tears up in a poor maid’s eyes
    With your derision! None of noble sort
    Would so offend a virgin, and extort
    A poor soul’s patience, all to make your sport.

    –Midsummer Night’s Dream,
    Act II, Scene ii

  • December 23

    December 23

    Yuck

    I am sick when I do look on thee.

    -A Midsummer Night’s Dream,
    Act II, Scene i

  • November 30

    November 30

    Seasonal Affective Disorder

    The moon methinks looks with a watery eye;
    And when she weeps, weeps every little flower,
    Lamenting some enforced chastity.

    —A Midsummer Night’s Dream,
    Act III, Scene i

  • October 24

    October 24

    Get Off Me

    Hang off, thou cat, thou burr! vile thing, let loose,
    Or I will shake thee from me like a serpent!

    —A Midsummer Night’s Dream,
    Act III, Scene ii

  • August 19

    August 19

    Stupid Human Tricks

    Lord, what fools these mortals be!

    — A Midsummer Night’s Dream,
    Act III, Scene ii