Mean Shakespeare Quotes

Tag: Merry Wives of Windsor

January 11

Bad Blood

I think the devil will not have me damned,
lest the oil that’s in me should set hell on fire.

–Merry Wives of Windsor,
Act V, Scene v
December 10

Ridiculous

O omnipotent Love!
How near the god drew to the complexion of a goose!

–The Merry Wives of Windsor,
Act V, Scene v
November 28

You Talk Too Much

Here will be an old abusing of God’s patience and the King’s English.

—Merry Wives of Windsor,
Act I, Scene iv
October 17

You’re a Pair of Monkeys

Or else you had looked through
the grate, like a geminy of baboons.

–Merry Wives of Windsor,
Act II, Scene ii
September 9

Illicit

Of what quality was your love, then?
…Like a fair house built on another man’s ground.

-Merry Wives of Windsor,
Act II, Scene ii
August 8

God-Tier Whiner

Thou art the Mars of malcontents.

— Merry Wives of Windsor,
Act I, Scene iii