Mean Shakespeare Quotes

Tag: Comedies

  • October 21

    October 21

    Warning

    If I be waspish, best beware my sting.

    –Taming of the Shrew,
    Act II, Scene i

  • October 17

    You’re a Pair of Monkeys

    Or else you had looked through
    the grate, like a geminy of baboons.

    –Merry Wives of Windsor,
    Act II, Scene ii

  • October 14

    October 14

    Fair Warning

    I pray you do not fall in love with me,
    For I am falser than vows made in wine;

    Besides, I like you not.

    –As You Like It,
    Act III, Scene v

  • October 12

    Super Bad

    A most notable coward, an infinite and
    endless liar, an hourly promise breaker,
    the owner of no one good quality.

    –All’s Well That Ends Well,
    Act III, Scene vi

  • October 5

    October 5

    Arch Observation

    Your brows are blacker; yet black brows, they say,
    Become some women best, so that there be not
    Too much hair there, but in a semicircle
    Or a half-moon made with a pen.

    –Winter’s Tale, 
    Act II, Scene i

  • October 2

    Inferior

    God made him, and therefore let him pass for a man.

    –Merchant of Venice,
    Act I, Scene ii

  • September 30

    September 30

    Fool’s Fancy

    He that cherishes my flesh and blood
    loves my flesh and blood; he that loves my
    flesh and blood is my friend:
    ergo, he that kisses my wife is my friend.

    —All’s Well That Ends Well,
    Act I, Scene iii