You Can’t Keep Up
Sir, if you spend word for word with me, I shall
make your wit bankrupt.
-Two Gentlemen of Verona,
Act II, Scene iv
Tag: Comedies
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September 2
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August 28
It’s Not That Kind of Joke, But It Could Be
Away, you three-inch fool!
-The Taming of the Shrew,
Act IV, Scene i -
August 22
Geography of Lust
No longer from head to foot than from hip to hip:
she is spherical, like a globe; I could find out countries in her.-The Comedy of Errors,
Act III, Scene ii -
August 20
Accidental Virtues
Though I am not naturally honest,
I am so sometimes by chance.-The Winter’s Tale,
Act IV, Scene iii -
August 8
God-Tier Whiner
Thou art the Mars of malcontents.
— Merry Wives of Windsor,
Act I, Scene iii -
August 5
Lake Superior
You are idle shallow things: I am not of your element.
–Twelfth Night,
Act III, Scene iv -
August 3
Sworn to Spite
You taught me language,
and my profit on’t Is I know how to curse.–The Tempest,
Act I, Scene ii
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