Mean Shakespeare Quotes

Tag: Comedies

  • November 29

    Just a Total Mess

    He is deformed, crooked, old and sere,
    Ill-faced, worse bodied, shapeless everywhere;
    Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind;
    Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.

    —Comedy of Errors,
    Act IV, Scene ii

  • November 28

    You Talk Too Much

    Here will be an old abusing of God’s patience and the King’s English.

    —Merry Wives of Windsor,
    Act I, Scene iv

  • November 22

    Rage Bait

    He’s fall’n in love with your foulness, and she’ll fall
    in love with my anger.

    –As You Like It,
    Act III, Scene v

  • November 20

    All-Purpose

    Methink’st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.

    –All’s Well That Ends Well,
    Act II, Scene iii

  • November 15

    Temptations

    The strongest oaths are straw
    To the fire i’ the blood.

    –The Tempest,
    Act IV, Scene i

  • November 13

    Feast of Jove

    Now Jove, in his next commodity of hair, send thee a beard!

    –Twelfth Night,
    Act III, Scene ii

  • November 9

    Get to the Point

    Come, you are a tedious fool: to the purpose.

    –Measure for Measure,
    Act II, Scene i