Fair Warning
I pray you do not fall in love with me,
For I am falser than vows made in wine;
Besides, I like you not.
–As You Like It,
Act III, Scene v
Tag: Comedies
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October 14
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October 12
Super Bad
A most notable coward, an infinite and
endless liar, an hourly promise breaker,
the owner of no one good quality.–All’s Well That Ends Well,
Act III, Scene vi -
October 5
Arch Observation
Your brows are blacker; yet black brows, they say,
Become some women best, so that there be not
Too much hair there, but in a semicircle
Or a half-moon made with a pen.–Winter’s Tale,
Act II, Scene i -
October 2
Inferior
God made him, and therefore let him pass for a man.
–Merchant of Venice,
Act I, Scene ii -
September 30
Fool’s Fancy
He that cherishes my flesh and blood
loves my flesh and blood; he that loves my
flesh and blood is my friend:
ergo, he that kisses my wife is my friend.—All’s Well That Ends Well,
Act I, Scene iii -
September 24
Timely Retort
Marry, sir, you must send the ass upon the horse,
for he is very slow-gaited.—Love’s Labour’s Lost,
Act III, Scene i -
September 23
It’s All in the Delivery
A message well sympathized;
a horse to be ambassador for an ass…—Love’s Labour’s Lost,
Act III, Scene i
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