Mean Shakespeare Quotes

Tag: Comedies

  • December 12

    Hot Lover

    I tell thee, my master is become a hot lover…
    Why, I tell thee, I care not though he burn himself in love.

    –Two Gentlemen of Verona,
    Act II, Scene v

  • December 10

    Ridiculous

    O omnipotent Love!
    How near the god drew to the complexion of a goose!

    –The Merry Wives of Windsor,
    Act V, Scene v

  • December 8

    Two-Faced

    His forward voice now is to speak well of his
    friend; his backward voice is to utter foul speeches
    and to detract.

    –The Tempest,
    Act II, Scene ii

  • December 7

    December 7

    Easy

    This woman’s an easy glove, my lord,
    she goes off and on at pleasure.

    –All’s Well That Ends Well,
    Act V, Scene iii

  • December 6

    December 6

    Personal Assistant

    What’s here? The portrait of a blinking idiot
    Presenting me a schedule.

    –Merchant of Venice,
    Act II Scene ix

  • December 4

    The Company You Keep

    Marry, he must have a long spoon that must eat with the devil.

    –Comedy of Errors,
    Act IV, Scene iii

  • November 30

    November 30

    Seasonal Affective Disorder

    The moon methinks looks with a watery eye;
    And when she weeps, weeps every little flower,
    Lamenting some enforced chastity.

    —A Midsummer Night’s Dream,
    Act III, Scene i