Mean Shakespeare Quotes

Tag: Comedies

  • January 19

    January 19

    Get Lucky

    Virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese.

    –All’s Well That Ends Well,
    Act I, Scene i

  • January 18

    January 18

    Cold

    …a man whose blood is very snow-broth.

    –Measure for Measure,
    Act I, Scene iv

  • January 16

    January 16

    Implication

    Asses are made to bear, and so are you.

    –Taming of the Shrew,
    Act II, Scene i

  • January 11

    January 11

    Bad Blood

    I think the devil will not have me damned,
    lest the oil that’s in me should set hell on fire.  

    –Merry Wives of Windsor,
    Act V, Scene v

  • January 10

    January 10

    Make You Invisible

    I do care for something; but in my
    conscience, sir, I do not care for you:
    if that be to care for nothing, sir,
    I would it would make you invisible.

    -Twelfth Night,
    Act III, Scene i

  • January 9

    Rambling Talker

    His reasons are as two grains of wheat
    hid in two bushels of chaff:
    you shall seek all day ere you find them,
    and when you have them, they are not worth the search.

    –Merchant of Venice,
    Act I, Scene i

  • January 8

    January 8

    Nothing Inside

    A hungry lean-faced villain,
    A mere anatomy, a mountebank,
    A threadbare juggler and a fortune-teller,
    A needy, hollow-eyed, sharp-looking wretch,
    A dead-looking man.

    -Comedy of Errors,
    Act V, Scene i