Mean Shakespeare Quotes

Tag: Comedies

  • February 10

    February 10

    Unkind

    She is spread of late
    Into a goodly bulk: good time encounter her!

    –Winter’s Tale,
    Act II, Scene i

  • February 6

    February 6

    Devious

    Thou subtle, perjur’d, false, disloyal man!
    Think’st thou I am so shallow, so conceitless,
    To be seduced by thy flattery?

    –Two Gentlemen of Verona,
    Act IV, Scene ii

  • February 2

    February 2

    Groundhog Day

    For every trifle are they set upon me…
    like hedgehogs which
    Lie tumbling in my barefoot way and mount
    Their pricks at my footfall.

    –The Tempest,
    Act II, Scene ii

  • February 1

    February 1

    Wintry Scowl

    You have such a February face,
    So full of frost, of storm, and cloudiness.

    –Much Ado About Nothing,
    Act V, Scene iv

  • January 30

    January 30

    Disordered

    In his brain,
    Which is as dry as the remainder biscuit
    After a voyage, he hath strange places cramm’d
    With observation, the which he vents
    In mangled forms.

    –As You Like It,
    Act II, Scene vii

  • January 22

    January 22

    Insolent Noisemaker

    You bawling, blasphemous, incharitable dog!…
    Hang, cur! Hang, you whoreson, insolent noisemaker!

    –The Tempest,
    Act I, Scene i

  • January 20

    January 20

    Scoundrel

    A trim exploit, a manly enterprise
    To conjure tears up in a poor maid’s eyes
    With your derision! None of noble sort
    Would so offend a virgin, and extort
    A poor soul’s patience, all to make your sport.

    –Midsummer Night’s Dream,
    Act II, Scene ii