Mean Shakespeare Quotes

Tag: Comedies

December 23

Yuck

I am sick when I do look on thee.

-A Midsummer Night’s Dream,
Act II, Scene i
December 22

Capricious

And the tailor make thy doublet of changeable taffeta, for
thy mind is a very opal.

-Twelfth Night,
Act II, Scene iv
December 17

Got Me Shook Up

…She speaks poniards, and every word stabs.

-Much Ado About Nothing,
Act II, Scene i
December 16

Never Gonna Get It

He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man: and he that is more than a youth is not for me, and he that is less than a man, I am not for him.

-Much Ado About Nothing,
Act II, Scene i
December 13

You Are Slimy… and Slow

Come no more in my sight. I had as lief be woo’d of a snail.

–As You Like It,
Act IV, Scene i
December 12

Hot Lover

I tell thee, my master is become a hot lover…
Why, I tell thee, I care not though he burn himself in love.

–Two Gentlemen of Verona,
Act II, Scene v
December 10

Ridiculous

O omnipotent Love!
How near the god drew to the complexion of a goose!

–The Merry Wives of Windsor,
Act V, Scene v