Mean Shakespeare Quotes

Tag: As You Like It

January 30

Disordered

In his brain,
Which is as dry as the remainder biscuit
After a voyage, he hath strange places cramm’d
With observation, the which he vents
In mangled forms.

–As You Like It,
Act II, Scene vii
December 13

You Are Slimy… and Slow

Come no more in my sight. I had as lief be woo’d of a snail.

–As You Like It,
Act IV, Scene i
November 22

Rage Bait

He’s fall’n in love with your foulness, and she’ll fall
in love with my anger.

–As You Like It,
Act III, Scene v
October 14

Fair Warning

I pray you do not fall in love with me,
For I am falser than vows made in wine;

Besides, I like you not.

–As You Like It,
Act III, Scene v
September 4

Hyperbole

Marry, his kisses are Judas’s own children.

-As You Like It,
Act III, Scene iv
August 1

Venom in Velvet

For I must tell you friendly in your ear:
Sell when you can; you are not for all markets.

–As You Like It,
Act III, Scene v