You Are Slimy… and Slow
Come no more in my sight. I had as lief be woo’d of a snail.
–As You Like It,
Act IV, Scene i
Category: Sarcasm & Mockery
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December 13
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December 12
Hot Lover
I tell thee, my master is become a hot lover…
Why, I tell thee, I care not though he burn himself in love.–Two Gentlemen of Verona,
Act II, Scene v -
December 10
Ridiculous
O omnipotent Love!
How near the god drew to the complexion of a goose!–The Merry Wives of Windsor,
Act V, Scene v -
November 22
Rage Bait
He’s fall’n in love with your foulness, and she’ll fall
in love with my anger.–As You Like It,
Act III, Scene v -
November 20
All-Purpose
Methink’st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.
–All’s Well That Ends Well,
Act II, Scene iii -
November 19
Shatter You
He would pun thee into shivers with his fist, as a sailor breaks a biscuit.
–Troilus and Cressida,
Act II, Scene i -
November 16
Soggy
There’s no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune.
–Henry IV Part 1,
Act III, Scene iii
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