Mean Shakespeare Quotes

Category: Sarcasm & Irony

September 30

Fool’s Fancy

He that cherishes my flesh and blood
loves my flesh and blood; he that loves my
flesh and blood is my friend:
ergo, he that kisses my wife is my friend.

—All’s Well That Ends Well,
Act I, Scene iii
September 16

Alpha Bro

Thou art like one of those fellows that
when he enters the confines of a tavern
claps me his sword upon the table and says
‘God send me no need of thee!’
and by the operation of the second cup
draws it on the drawer,
when indeed there is no need.

—Romeo and Juliet,
Act III, Scene i
August 13

Slick

These fellows of infinite tongue,
that can rhyme themselves into ladies’ favours,
they do always reason themselves out again.

-Henry V,
Act V, Scene ii
August 12

Dreadful Salutation

I wish you all joy of the worm.

-Antony and Cleopatra,
Act V, Scene ii