Mean Shakespeare Quotes

Category: Sarcasm & Irony

  • February 25

    February 25

    Best Wishes

    The common curse of mankind, folly and ignorance,
    be thine in great revenue.

    –Troilus and Cressida,
    Act II, Scene iii

  • February 24

    February 24

    Goodnight

    No sleep close up that deadly eye of thine,
    Unless it be whilst some tormenting dream
    Affrights thee with a hell of ugly devils!
    Thou elvish-mark’d, abortive, rooting hog!

    –Richard III,
    Act I, Scene iii

  • January 10

    January 10

    Make You Invisible

    I do care for something; but in my
    conscience, sir, I do not care for you:
    if that be to care for nothing, sir,
    I would it would make you invisible.

    -Twelfth Night,
    Act III, Scene i

  • January 2

    January 2

    Warpaint

    Go, prick thy face, and over-red thy fear,
    Thou lily-liver’d boy.

    -Macbeth,
    Act V, Scene iii

  • December 13

    You Are Slimy… and Slow

    Come no more in my sight. I had as lief be woo’d of a snail.

    –As You Like It,
    Act IV, Scene i

  • December 12

    Hot Lover

    I tell thee, my master is become a hot lover…
    Why, I tell thee, I care not though he burn himself in love.

    –Two Gentlemen of Verona,
    Act II, Scene v

  • December 10

    Ridiculous

    O omnipotent Love!
    How near the god drew to the complexion of a goose!

    –The Merry Wives of Windsor,
    Act V, Scene v