Category: Quote of the Day

  • January 24

    January 24

    Is he a dove? his feathers are but borrowed,
    For he’s disposed as the hateful raven:
    Is he a lamb? his skin is surely lent him,
    For he’s inclined as is the ravenous wolf.
    Who cannot steal a shape that means deceit?

  • January 23

    January 23

    How courtesy would seem to cover sin,
    When what is done is like an hypocrite,
    The which is good in nothing but in sight!

  • January 22

    January 22

    You bawling, blasphemous, incharitable dog!…
    Hang, cur! Hang, you whoreson, insolent noisemaker!

  • January 21

    January 21

    Thou art as fat as butter….

    Didst thou never see Titan kiss a dish of butter?

  • January 20

    January 20

    A trim exploit, a manly enterprise
    To conjure tears up in a poor maid’s eyes
    With your derision! None of noble sort
    Would so offend a virgin, and extort
    A poor soul’s patience, all to make your sport.

  • January 19

    January 19

    Virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese.

  • January 18

    January 18

    …a man whose blood is very snow-broth.