Mean Shakespeare Quotes

Category: Quote of the Day

  • January 31

    January 31

    Stay Away

    His days are foul and his drink dangerous.

    –Timon of Athens,
    Act II, Scene v

  • January 30

    January 30

    Disordered

    In his brain,
    Which is as dry as the remainder biscuit
    After a voyage, he hath strange places cramm’d
    With observation, the which he vents
    In mangled forms.

    –As You Like It,
    Act II, Scene vii

  • January 29

    January 29

    Wise Woman

    She shines not upon fools,
    lest the reflection should hurt her.

    —Cymbeline,
    Act I, Scene ii

  • January 28

    January 28

    You’re Out

    Hang, beg, starve, die in the streets,
    For, by my soul, I’ll ne’er acknowledge thee,
    Nor what is mine shall never do thee good.

    –Romeo and Juliet,
    Act III, Scene v

  • January 27

    January 27

    Romantic Collusion

    When my love swears that she is made of truth
    I do believe her, though I know she lies…

    Therefore I lie with her and she with me,
     And in our faults by lies we flatter’d be.

    –Sonnet CXXXVIII (138)

  • January 26

    January 26

    Hell’s Kitchen

    I’ll so maul you and your toasting-iron,
    That you shall think the devil is come from hell.

    –King John,
    Act IV, Scene iii

  • January 25

    January 25

    Night Crawler

    One that converses more
    with the buttock of the night
    than with the forehead of the morning.

    –Coriolanus,
    Act II, Scene i