Self-Roast
If thou canst love a fellow of this temper,
whose face is not worth sun-burning,
that never looks in his glass for love of any thing he sees there…
-Henry V,
Act V, Scene ii
Category: Quote of the Day
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September 10
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September 9
Illicit
Of what quality was your love, then?
…Like a fair house built on another man’s ground.-Merry Wives of Windsor,
Act II, Scene ii -
September 8
Spin
And thus I clothe my naked villany
With old odd ends stolen out of holy writ;
And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.-Richard III,
Act I, Scene iii -
September 7
She Ain’t Pretty
My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips’ red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.–Sonnet CXXX (130)
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September 6
There’s More To It
The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers…
Nay, that I mean to do. Is not this a lamentable thing,
that of the skin of an innocent lamb should be made parchment?
That parchment, being scribbled o’er, should undo a man?–Henry VI Part 2,
Act IV, Scene ii -
September 5
Extra
Thou whoreson zed, thou unnecessary letter!
–King Lear,
Act II, Scene ii -
September 4
Hyperbole
Marry, his kisses are Judas’s own children.
-As You Like It,
Act III, Scene iv
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