Mean Shakespeare Quotes

Category: Quote of the Day

September 17

Crocodile Tears

Trust not those cunning waters of his eyes,
For villany is not without such rheum;
And he, long traded in it, makes it seem
Like rivers of remorse and innocency.

–King John,
Act IV, Scene iii
September 16

Alpha Bro

Thou art like one of those fellows that
when he enters the confines of a tavern
claps me his sword upon the table and says
‘God send me no need of thee!’
and by the operation of the second cup
draws it on the drawer,
when indeed there is no need.

—Romeo and Juliet,
Act III, Scene i
September 15

Is It Innuendo?

Come, wilt thou see me ride?
And when I am on horseback, I will swear
I love thee infinitely.

^Henry IV Part 1,
Act II, Scene iii
September 14

Elitist Jab

Every jack-slave hath his bellyfull of fighting.

–Cymbeline,
Act II, Scene i
September 13

Dumb As

You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things!

-Julius Caesar,
Act I, Scene i
September 12

Bed-Hopper

She’s a bed-swerver, even as bad as those
That vulgars give bold’st titles.

-A Winter’s Tale,
Act II, Scene i
September 11

Grow Up

Fie, sir. You play the child extremely.

-Two Noble Kinsmen,
Act II, Scene ii