Mean Shakespeare Quotes

Category: Quote of the Day

September 2

You Can’t Keep Up

Sir, if you spend word for word with me, I shall
make your wit bankrupt.

-Two Gentlemen of Verona,
Act II, Scene iv
September 1

Pretense Protection

Few love to hear the sins they love to act…
Who has a book of all that monarchs do,
He’s more secure to keep it shut than shown.

-Pericles,
Act I, Scene i
August 31

Karma

The villany you teach me, I will execute,
and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction.

-The Merchant of Venice,
Act III, Scene i
August 30

Braggadocio

A gentleman that loves to hear himself talk,
and will speak more in a minute
than he will stand to in a month.

-Romeo and Juliet,
Act II, Scene iv
August 29

Poisoned Razor

Thy tongue outvenoms all the worms of Nile.

-Cymbeline,
Act III, Scene iv
August 28

It’s Not That Kind of Joke, But It Could Be

Away, you three-inch fool!

-The Taming of the Shrew,
Act IV, Scene i
August 27

Burn

…And thou unfit for any place but hell.

-Richard III,
Act I, Scene ii