Category: Quote of the Day

  • September 16

    September 16

    Alpha Bro


    Thou art like one of those fellows that
    when he enters the confines of a tavern
    claps me his sword upon the table and says
    ‘God send me no need of thee!’
    and by the operation of the second cup
    draws it on the drawer,
    when indeed there is no need.

    Romeo and Juliet, 
    Act III, Scene i

  • September 15

    September 15

    Royal Innuendo


    Come, wilt thou see me ride?
    And when I am on horseback, I will swear
    I love thee infinitely.

    ^Henry IV Part 1,
    Act II, Scene iii

  • September 14

    September 14

    Elitist Jab


    Every jack-slave hath his bellyfull of fighting.

    -Cymbeline, 
    Act II, Scene i

  • September 13

    September 13

    Dumb As


    You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things!

    -Julius Caesar,
    Act I, Scene i

  • September 12

    September 12

    Shameless


    She’s a bed-swerver, even as bad as those
    That vulgars give bold’st titles.

    -A Winter’s Tale,
    Act II, Scene i

  • September 11

    September 11

    Grow Up


    Fie, sir. You play the child extremely. 

    -Two Noble Kinsmen,
    Act II, Scene
    ii

  • September 10

    September 10

    Self-Roast


    If thou canst love a fellow of this temper,
    whose face is not worth sun-burning,
    that never looks in his glass for love of any thing he sees there…

    -Henry V,
    Act V, Scene ii