Mean Shakespeare Quotes

Category: Quote of the Day

  • December 21

    Cold Curses

    Well could I curse away a winter’s night.
    Though standing naked on a mountain top,
    Where biting cold would never let grass grow,
    And think it but a minute spent in sport.

    -Henry VI Part 2,
    Act III, Scene ii

  • December 20

    You Ain’t Gonna Be Pretty Forever

    When forty winters shall beseige thy brow,
    And dig deep trenches in thy beauty’s field,
    Thy youth’s proud livery, so gazed on now,
    Will be a tatter’d weed, of small worth held.

    –Sonnet II (2)

  • December 19

    December 19

    Shut Up and Go Away

    Peace, you mumbling fool!
    Utter your gravity o’er a gossip’s bowl;
    For here we need it not.

    -Romeo and Juliet,
    Act III, Scene v

  • December 18

    December 18

    Corrupted Currents

    May one be pardoned and retain th’ offense?
    In the corrupted currents of this world,
    Offense’s gilded hand may shove by justice,
    And oft ’tis seen the wicked prize itself
    Buys out the law.

    –Hamlet,
    Act III, Scene iii

  • December 17

    Got Me Shook Up

    …She speaks poniards, and every word stabs.

    -Much Ado About Nothing,
    Act II, Scene i

  • December 16

    Never Gonna Get It

    He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man: and he that is more than a youth is not for me, and he that is less than a man, I am not for him.

    -Much Ado About Nothing,
    Act II, Scene i

  • December 15

    You Are False to the Core

    As low as to thy heart,
    Through the false passage of thy throat, thou liest.

    –Richard II,
    Act I, Scene i