Mean Shakespeare Quotes

Category: Insults

  • October 2

    Inferior

    God made him, and therefore let him pass for a man.

    –Merchant of Venice,
    Act I, Scene ii

  • September 27

    Dirtbag

    Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon.

    —Timon of Athens,
    Act IV, Scene iii

  • September 24

    September 24

    Timely Retort

    Marry, sir, you must send the ass upon the horse,
    for he is very slow-gaited.

    —Love’s Labour’s Lost,
    Act III, Scene i

  • September 23

    September 23

    All in the Delivery

    A message well sympathized;
    a horse to be ambassador for an ass.

    —Love’s Labour’s Lost,
    Act III, Scene i

  • September 13

    September 13

    Dumb As

    You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things!

    -Julius Caesar,
    Act I, Scene i

  • September 11

    September 11

    Grow Up

    Fie, sir. You play the child extremely. 

    -Two Noble Kinsmen,
    Act II, Scene ii

  • September 5

    September 5

    Extra

    Thou whoreson zed, thou unnecessary letter!

    –King Lear,
    Act II, Scene ii