Mean Shakespeare Quotes

Category: Insults

  • October 22

    October 22

    Spoiled

    Take her back again:
    Give not this rotten orange to your friend…

    —Much Ado About Nothing, 
    Act IV, Scene i

  • October 17

    You’re a Pair of Monkeys

    Or else you had looked through
    the grate, like a geminy of baboons.

    –Merry Wives of Windsor,
    Act II, Scene ii

  • October 13

    Go…

    Thyself upon thyself!

    –Troilus and Cressida,
    Act II, Scene iii

  • October 12

    Super Bad

    A most notable coward, an infinite and
    endless liar, an hourly promise breaker,
    the owner of no one good quality.

    –All’s Well That Ends Well,
    Act III, Scene vi

  • October 9

    Birds of a Feather

    I scorn you, scurvy companion.

    -Henry IV Part 2,
    Act II, Scene iv

  • October 7

    Inflammatory

    Thou art a boil, a plague sore, an embossed carbuncle
    in my corrupted blood… But I’ll not chide thee.

    -King Lear,
    Act II, Scene ii

  • October 5

    October 5

    Arch Observation

    Your brows are blacker; yet black brows, they say,
    Become some women best, so that there be not
    Too much hair there, but in a semicircle
    Or a half-moon made with a pen.

    –Winter’s Tale, 
    Act II, Scene i