Mean Shakespeare Quotes

Category: Insults

  • December 4

    The Company You Keep

    Marry, he must have a long spoon that must eat with the devil.

    –Comedy of Errors,
    Act IV, Scene iii

  • November 29

    Just a Total Mess

    He is deformed, crooked, old and sere,
    Ill-faced, worse bodied, shapeless everywhere;
    Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind;
    Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.

    —Comedy of Errors,
    Act IV, Scene ii

  • November 28

    You Talk Too Much

    Here will be an old abusing of God’s patience and the King’s English.

    —Merry Wives of Windsor,
    Act I, Scene iv

  • November 16

    November 16

    Soggy

    There’s no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune.

    –Henry IV Part 1,
    Act III, Scene iii

  • November 14

    False Faces

    Ye have angels’ faces, but heaven knows your hearts.

    –Henry VIII,
    Act III, Scene i

  • November 13

    Feast of Jove

    Now Jove, in his next commodity of hair, send thee a beard!

    –Twelfth Night,
    Act III, Scene ii

  • November 12

    Dense

    His wit’s as thick as a Tewkesbury mustard.

    –Henry IV Part 2,
    Act II, Scene iv