Mean Shakespeare Quotes

Category: Insults

  • January 17

    January 17

    Call and Response

    Thou art a villain…

    You are—a senator.

    –Othello,
    Act I, Scene i

  • January 16

    January 16

    Implication

    Asses are made to bear, and so are you.

    –Taming of the Shrew,
    Act II, Scene i

  • January 15

    January 15

    Theoretically True

    For there was never yet philosopher 
    That could endure the toothache patiently.

    –Much Ado About Nothing,
    Act V, Scene i

  • January 14

    January 14

    Sultan of Simp

    Regent of love-rhymes, lord of folded arms,
    The anointed sovereign of sighs and groans,

    –Love’s Labour’s Lost,
    Act III, Scene i

  • January 13

    January 13

    Watch Out

    Bids’t thou me rage? why, now thou hast thy wish:
    Wouldst have me weep? why, now thou hast thy will:
    For raging wind blows up incessant showers,
    And when the rage allays, the rain begins.

    –Henry VI Part 3,
    Act I, Scene iv

  • January 12

    January 12

    What a Thing

    Now, what a thing it is to be an ass!

    –Titus Andronicus,
    Act IV, Scene ii

  • January 10

    January 10

    Make You Invisible

    I do care for something; but in my
    conscience, sir, I do not care for you:
    if that be to care for nothing, sir,
    I would it would make you invisible.

    -Twelfth Night,
    Act III, Scene i