Mean Shakespeare Quotes

Category: Creative Insults

  • December 15

    You Are False to the Core

    As low as to thy heart,
    Through the false passage of thy throat, thou liest.

    –Richard II,
    Act I, Scene i

  • December 9

    Get Out, Toad

    Never hung poison on a fouler toad.
    Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes.

    –Richard III,
    Act I, Scene ii

  • December 8

    Two-Faced

    His forward voice now is to speak well of his
    friend; his backward voice is to utter foul speeches
    and to detract.

    –The Tempest,
    Act II, Scene ii

  • December 6

    December 6

    Personal Assistant

    What’s here? The portrait of a blinking idiot
    Presenting me a schedule.

    –Merchant of Venice,
    Act II Scene ix

  • December 4

    The Company You Keep

    Marry, he must have a long spoon that must eat with the devil.

    –Comedy of Errors,
    Act IV, Scene iii

  • November 28

    You Talk Too Much

    Here will be an old abusing of God’s patience and the King’s English.

    —Merry Wives of Windsor,
    Act I, Scene iv

  • November 16

    November 16

    Soggy

    There’s no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune.

    –Henry IV Part 1,
    Act III, Scene iii