Category: Colorful Insults

  • April 25

    April 25

    You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat’s-tongue, you bull’s-pizzle, you stock-fish–O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor’s-yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck!

  • April 24

    April 24

    Foul fiend…and hag of all despite.

  • April 15

    April 15

    What profane wretch art thou?

  • March 20

    March 20

    Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch!”

  • February 27

    February 27

    Thou halfpenny purse of wit, thou pigeon-egg of discretion.

  • January 22

    January 22

    You bawling, blasphemous, incharitable dog!…
    Hang, cur! Hang, you whoreson, insolent noisemaker!

  • January 8

    January 8

    A hungry lean-faced villain,
    A mere anatomy, a mountebank,
    A threadbare juggler and a fortune-teller,
    A needy, hollow-eyed, sharp-looking wretch,
    A dead-looking man.