Watch Out
Bids’t thou me rage? why, now thou hast thy wish:
Wouldst have me weep? why, now thou hast thy will:
For raging wind blows up incessant showers,
And when the rage allays, the rain begins.
–Henry VI Part 3,
Act I, Scene iv
Category: Calculated Insults
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January 13
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January 12
What a Thing
Now, what a thing it is to be an ass!
–Titus Andronicus,
Act IV, Scene ii -
January 10
Make You Invisible
I do care for something; but in my
conscience, sir, I do not care for you:
if that be to care for nothing, sir,
I would it would make you invisible.-Twelfth Night,
Act III, Scene i -
January 9
Rambling Talker
His reasons are as two grains of wheat
hid in two bushels of chaff:
you shall seek all day ere you find them,
and when you have them, they are not worth the search.–Merchant of Venice,
Act I, Scene i -
December 28
Bye
Go forward and be choked with thy ambition!
-Henry VI Part 1,
Act II, Scene iv -
December 27
Odious
You common cry of curs! whose breath I hate
As reek o’ the rotten fens, whose loves I prize
As the dead carcasses of unburied men
That do corrupt my air.–Coriolanus,
Act III, Scene iii -
December 24
Wish You Were Better
For thy part, I do wish thou wert a dog,
That I might love thee something.-Timon of Athens,
Act IV, Scene iii