Mean Shakespeare Quotes

Category: Dirty

  • September 15

    September 15

    Is It Innuendo?

    Come, wilt thou see me ride?
    And when I am on horseback, I will swear
    I love thee infinitely.

    ^Henry IV Part 1,
    Act II, Scene iii

  • September 12

    September 12

    Bed-Hopper

    She’s a bed-swerver, even as bad as those
    That vulgars give bold’st titles.

    -A Winter’s Tale,
    Act II, Scene i

  • August 22

    August 22

    Geography Lesson

    No longer from head to foot than from hip to hip:
    she is spherical, like a globe; I could find out countries in her.

    -The Comedy of Errors,
    Act III, Scene ii