Mean Shakespeare Quotes

Category: Dirty

  • January 19

    January 19

    Get Lucky

    Virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese.

    –All’s Well That Ends Well,
    Act I, Scene i

  • January 6

    January 6

    Body Police

    The chariest maid is prodigal enough,
    If she unmask her beauty to the moon.

    -Hamlet,
    Act I, Scene iii

  • December 11

    Pious Pervert

    Thou rascal beadle, hold thy bloody hand!
    Why dost thou lash that whore? Strip thine own back.
    Thou hotly lusts to use her in that kind
    For which thou whip’st her.

    –King Lear,
    Act IV, Scene vi

  • December 7

    December 7

    Easy

    This woman’s an easy glove, my lord,
    she goes off and on at pleasure.

    –All’s Well That Ends Well,
    Act V, Scene iii

  • November 6

    Dubious Denial

    What, with my tongue in your tail? Nay, come again, Good Kate; I am a gentleman.

    –Taming of the Shrew,
    Act II, Scene i

  • October 20

    Unsatisfactory Strumpet

    She burn’d with love, as straw with fire flameth;
    She burn’d out love, as soon as straw outburneth…

    Was this a lover, or a lecher whether?
    Bad in the best, though excellent in neither.

    –-The Passionate Pilgrim

  • October 8

    Morning After

    The expense of spirit in a waste of shame
    Is lust in action; and till action, lust
    Is perjured, murderous, bloody, full of blame,
    Savage, extreme, rude, cruel, not to trust,
    Enjoy’d no sooner but despised straight.

    -Sonnet CXXIX (129)