Category: Creative Insults

  • August 8

    August 8

    God-Tier Whiner


    Thou art the Mars of malcontents. 

    — Merry Wives of Windsor,
    Act I, Scene iii

  • August 6

    August 6

    Ear Worm


    More of your conversation would infect my brain.

    –Coriolanus,
    Act 2, Scene 1

  • August 4

    August 4

    Beyond the Pale


    The devil damn thee black, thou cream-faced loon!
    Where got’st thou that goose look?

    –Macbeth, 
    Act V, Scene iii

  • August 2

    August 2

    Inattentive Dolt


    He has not so much brain as ear-wax.

    –Troilus and Cressida,
    Act V, Scene i