Inferior
God made him, and therefore let him pass for a man.
–Merchant of Venice,
Act I, Scene ii
Category: Creative Insults
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October 2
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September 27
Dirtbag
Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon.
—Timon of Athens,
Act IV, Scene iii -
September 24
Timely Retort
Marry, sir, you must send the ass upon the horse,
for he is very slow-gaited.—Love’s Labour’s Lost,
Act III, Scene i -
September 23
It’s All in the Delivery
A message well sympathized;
a horse to be ambassador for an ass…—Love’s Labour’s Lost,
Act III, Scene i -
September 13
Dumb As
You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things!
-Julius Caesar,
Act I, Scene i -
September 5
Extra
Thou whoreson zed, thou unnecessary letter!
-King Lear,
Act II, Scene ii -
August 10
Deceiver
Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell.
–Othello,
Act IV, Scene ii
Mean Shakespeare Quotes 