Capricious
And the tailor make thy doublet of changeable taffeta, for
thy mind is a very opal.
-Twelfth Night,
Act II, Scene iv
Category: Creative Insults
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December 22
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December 19
Shut Up and Go Away
Peace, you mumbling fool!
Utter your gravity o’er a gossip’s bowl;
For here we need it not.-Romeo and Juliet,
Act III, Scene v -
December 15
You Are False to the Core
As low as to thy heart,
Through the false passage of thy throat, thou liest.–Richard II,
Act I, Scene i -
December 9
Get Out, Toad
Never hung poison on a fouler toad.
Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes.–Richard III,
Act I, Scene ii -
December 8
Two-Faced
His forward voice now is to speak well of his
friend; his backward voice is to utter foul speeches
and to detract.–The Tempest,
Act II, Scene ii -
December 6
Personal Assistant
What’s here? The portrait of a blinking idiot
Presenting me a schedule.–Merchant of Venice,
Act II Scene ix -
December 4
The Company You Keep
Marry, he must have a long spoon that must eat with the devil.
–Comedy of Errors,
Act IV, Scene iii
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