Category: Calculated Insults

  • March 28

    March 28

    Foul-spoken coward, that thunder’st with thy tongue,
    And with thy weapon nothing darest perform!

  • March 19

    March 19

    By this good light, this is a very shallow monster!

  • March 18

    March 18

    There’s never none of these demure boys
    to any proof; for thin drink doth so over-cool their blood,
    making many fish-meals, that they fall into a kind of male
    green-sickness…They are generally fools and cowards.

  • March 17

    March 17

    How green you are and fresh in this old world!

  • January 16

    January 16

    Asses are made to bear, and so are you.

  • January 15

    January 15

    For there was never yet philosopher 
    That could endure the toothache patiently.

  • January 14

    January 14

    Regent of love-rhymes, lord of folded arms,
    The anointed sovereign of sighs and groans,