Mean Shakespeare Quotes

Category: All Mean Quotes

December 3

Look Behind You

Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind;
The thief doth fear each bush an officer.

—Henry VI Part 3,
Act V, Scene vi
December 2

Dirty Devotion

I love thee better than I love e’er a scurvy young boy of
them all.

—Henry IV Part 2,
Act II, Scene iv
December 1

Deception

And oftentimes, to win us to our harm,
The instruments of darkness tell us truths,
Win us with honest trifles, to betray’s
In deepest consequence.

–Macbeth,
Act I, Scene iii
November 30

Seasonal Affective Disorder

The moon methinks looks with a watery eye;
And when she weeps, weeps every little flower,
Lamenting some enforced chastity.

—A Midsummer Night’s Dream,
Act III, Scene i
November 29

Just a Total Mess

He is deformed, crooked, old and sere,
Ill-faced, worse bodied, shapeless everywhere;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind;
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.

—Comedy of Errors,
Act IV, Scene ii
November 28

You Talk Too Much

Here will be an old abusing of God’s patience and the King’s English.

—Merry Wives of Windsor,
Act I, Scene iv
November 27

More Hair Than Wit

She hath more hair than wit, and more faults
than hairs, and more wealth than faults…
Stop there. I’ll have her.

—Two Gentlemen of Verona,
Act III, Scene i