Mean Shakespeare Quotes

Category: All Mean Quotes

December 17

Got Me Shook Up

…She speaks poniards, and every word stabs.

-Much Ado About Nothing,
Act II, Scene i
December 16

Never Gonna Get It

He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man: and he that is more than a youth is not for me, and he that is less than a man, I am not for him.

-Much Ado About Nothing,
Act II, Scene i
December 15

You Are False to the Core

As low as to thy heart,
Through the false passage of thy throat, thou liest.

–Richard II,
Act I, Scene i
December 14

Suspect Fawning

For flattery is the bellows blows up sin;
The thing which is flatter’d, but a spark,
To which that blast gives heat and stronger glowing;

… He flatters you, makes war upon your life.

–Pericles,
Act I, Scene ii
December 13

You Are Slimy… and Slow

Come no more in my sight. I had as lief be woo’d of a snail.

–As You Like It,
Act IV, Scene i
December 12

Hot Lover

I tell thee, my master is become a hot lover…
Why, I tell thee, I care not though he burn himself in love.

–Two Gentlemen of Verona,
Act II, Scene v
December 11

Pious Pervert

Thou rascal beadle, hold thy bloody hand!
Why dost thou lash that whore? Strip thine own back.
Thou hotly lusts to use her in that kind
For which thou whip’st her.

–King Lear,
Act IV, Scene vi