Mean Shakespeare Quotes

Category: All Mean Quotes

December 24

Wish You Were Better

For thy part, I do wish thou wert a dog,
That I might love thee something.

-Timon of Athens,
Act IV, Scene iii
December 23

Yuck

I am sick when I do look on thee.

-A Midsummer Night’s Dream,
Act II, Scene i
December 22

Capricious

And the tailor make thy doublet of changeable taffeta, for
thy mind is a very opal.

-Twelfth Night,
Act II, Scene iv
December 21

Cold Curses

Well could I curse away a winter’s night.
Though standing naked on a mountain top,
Where biting cold would never let grass grow,
And think it but a minute spent in sport.

-Henry VI Part 2,
Act III, Scene ii
December 20

You Ain’t Gonna Be Pretty Forever

When forty winters shall beseige thy brow,
And dig deep trenches in thy beauty’s field,
Thy youth’s proud livery, so gazed on now,
Will be a tatter’d weed, of small worth held.

–Sonnet II (2)
December 19

Shut Up and Go Away

Peace, you mumbling fool!
Utter your gravity o’er a gossip’s bowl;
For here we need it not.

-Romeo and Juliet,
Act III, Scene v
December 18

Corrupted Currents

May one be pardoned and retain th’ offense?
In the corrupted currents of this world,
Offense’s gilded hand may shove by justice,
And oft ’tis seen the wicked prize itself
Buys out the law.

–Hamlet,
Act III, Scene iii