Mean Shakespeare Quotes

Category: All Insults

September 13

Dumb As

You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things!

-Julius Caesar,
Act I, Scene i
September 5

Extra

Thou whoreson zed, thou unnecessary letter!

-King Lear,
Act II, Scene ii
September 3

Weak and Willful

Come, come, you froward and unable worms!

–Taming of the Shrew,
Act V, Scene ii
August 30

Braggadocio

A gentleman that loves to hear himself talk,
and will speak more in a minute
than he will stand to in a month.

-Romeo and Juliet,
Act II, Scene iv
August 29

Poisoned Razor

Thy tongue outvenoms all the worms of Nile.

-Cymbeline,
Act III, Scene iv
August 23

Ugly Baby

Here is the babe, as loathsome as a toad.

–Titus Andronicus,
Act IV, Scene iii
August 10

Deceiver

Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell.

–Othello,
Act IV, Scene ii