Mean Shakespeare Quotes

Category: All Insults

October 29

Pickle

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes.

–Coriolanus
Act V, Scene iv
October 26

Whipped

Take but good note, and you shall see in him
The triple pillar of the world transform’d
Into a strumpet’s fool: behold and see.

–Antony and Cleopatra,
Act I, Scene i
October 25

Get Off the Internet

I scorn thee and thy fashion, peevish boy.

–Henry VI Part 1,
Act II, Scene iv
October 22

Spoiled

Take her back again:
Give not this rotten orange to your friend…

—Much Ado About Nothing,
Act IV, Scene i
October 17

You’re a Pair of Monkeys

Or else you had looked through
the grate, like a geminy of baboons.

–Merry Wives of Windsor,
Act II, Scene ii
October 13

Go…

Thyself upon thyself!

–Troilus and Cressida,
Act II, Scene iii
October 12

Super Bad

A most notable coward, an infinite and
endless liar, an hourly promise breaker,
the owner of no one good quality.

–All’s Well That Ends Well,
Act III, Scene vi