Get Out, Toad
Never hung poison on a fouler toad.
Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes.
–Richard III,
Act I, Scene ii
Category: All Insults
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December 9
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December 8
Two-Faced
His forward voice now is to speak well of his
friend; his backward voice is to utter foul speeches
and to detract.–The Tempest,
Act II, Scene ii -
December 6
Personal Assistant
What’s here? The portrait of a blinking idiot
Presenting me a schedule.–Merchant of Venice,
Act II Scene ix -
December 4
The Company You Keep
Marry, he must have a long spoon that must eat with the devil.
–Comedy of Errors,
Act IV, Scene iii -
November 29
Just a Total Mess
He is deformed, crooked, old and sere,
Ill-faced, worse bodied, shapeless everywhere;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind;
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.—Comedy of Errors,
Act IV, Scene ii -
November 28
You Talk Too Much
Here will be an old abusing of God’s patience and the King’s English.
—Merry Wives of Windsor,
Act I, Scene iv -
November 16
Soggy
There’s no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune.
–Henry IV Part 1,
Act III, Scene iii
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