Mean Shakespeare Quotes

Category: Creative Insults

  • December 6

    December 6

    Personal Assistant

    What’s here? The portrait of a blinking idiot
    Presenting me a schedule.

    –Merchant of Venice,
    Act II Scene ix

  • December 4

    December 4

    The Company You Keep

    Marry, he must have a long spoon that must eat with the devil.

    –Comedy of Errors,
    Act IV, Scene iii

  • November 28

    November 28

    You Talk Too Much

    Here will be an old abusing of God’s patience and the King’s English.

    —Merry Wives of Windsor,
    Act I, Scene iv

  • November 16

    November 16

    Soggy

    There’s no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune.

    –Henry IV Part 1,
    Act III, Scene iii

  • November 14

    November 14

    False Faces

    Ye have angels’ faces, but heaven knows your hearts.

    –Henry VIII,
    Act III, Scene i

  • November 13

    November 13

    Feast of Jove

    Now Jove, in his next commodity of hair, send thee a beard!

    –Twelfth Night,
    Act III, Scene ii

  • November 12

    November 12

    Dense

    His wit’s as thick as a Tewkesbury mustard.

    –Henry IV Part 2,
    Act II, Scene iv