Mean Shakespeare Quotes

Category: All Insults

January 2

Warpaint

Go, prick thy face, and over-red thy fear,
Thou lily-liver’d boy.

-Macbeth,
Act V, Scene iii
January 1

Blasts of January

Out, alas!
You’d be so lean, that blasts of January
Would blow you through and through.

-Winter’s Tale,
Act IV, Scene iv
December 28

Bye

Go forward and be choked with thy ambition!

-Henry VI Part 1,
Act II, Scene iv
December 27

Odious

You common cry of curs! whose breath I hate
As reek o’ the rotten fens, whose loves I prize
As the dead carcasses of unburied men
That do corrupt my air.

–Coriolanus,
Act III, Scene iii
December 22

Capricious

And the tailor make thy doublet of changeable taffeta, for
thy mind is a very opal.

-Twelfth Night,
Act II, Scene iv
December 19

Shut Up and Go Away

Peace, you mumbling fool!
Utter your gravity o’er a gossip’s bowl;
For here we need it not.

-Romeo and Juliet,
Act III, Scene v
December 15

You Are False to the Core

As low as to thy heart,
Through the false passage of thy throat, thou liest.

–Richard II,
Act I, Scene i